You name it, Adams Morgan has it. Except for self-storage units. So how are you supposed to store your off-season clothes, shoes, bike, sofa, table, chairs, and old mattress?

You could buy boxes, tape, packing paper, and bubble wrap. And then rent a truck, pack the truck with your stuff, and drive for at least 10 minutes to a self-storage unit outside of town.

Or — you can buy zero supplies. Rent no truck. Lift nothing. And drive nowhere. Because Clutter is storage that comes to you.

Do it. Don't ask any questions.